The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Alternate Universe, Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: A timeshifted Napoleon and Illya run across John Drake (Danger Man/Secret Agent) of Britain's M-9 to track down a database with tremendous political implications. Part I of a work in progress.
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The Enforcement Agent's Handbook To Being Discharged Early From Medical (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Napoleon finds a new way of convincing Illya to get him out of Medical as soon as possible.
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The Living Daylights Affair (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Crossover
Summary: An adaptation of Ian Fleming's "The Living Daylights" firmly set in UNCLE-verse. Illya Kuryakin unexpectedly reckons with his past on a mission involving a defector and a cellist.
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the whole of life (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Withheld
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, Challenge
Summary: Written for the muncle LJ community's "Ultimatum" challenge; a ficlet about Solo in Korea prior to joining UNCLE.
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New Year's Eve Aboard the Orient Express (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: the Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Category: Holiday, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary:
"I may put ketchup and mustard on everything, Illya, but at least I know that no self-respecting Italian would ever order red Chianti with fish.”
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derivation of things unknown (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: PWP, Pre-Slash
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The Parallel Lines Sometimes Meet Affair Pt. 2 (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: The Lady Rose
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Action-Adventure, Crossover, Series
Summary: Our knights errant from UNCLE cross paths with John Drake. WIP.
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Birthday Present (103 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: Birthday presents can be difficult to choose.
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Three Wishes (39 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Three Wishes may be too few or more than enough.
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The Unexpected Talents Affair (75 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Humor, First Time
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Breaking Up (90 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: Breaking up is hard to do.
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Christmas Present (68 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Holiday, First Time
Summary: The weather outside is frightful, but your smile is so delightful. And since there's no place to go.
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The Good Cop (71 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: When Illya is interviewed under the influence of Thrush truth serum, Napoleon rethinks the frustrating nature of their on-again, off-again relationship.

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Crossing Boundaries (140 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: T. Gabrielle
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Napoleon and Illya try out different disguises - until they find a perfect fit.
Prequel: The Good Cop by T. Gabrielle
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Whirling Illya (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Illya can bellydance
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The Very Secret Nowhere Affair diary of IK. (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: The secret diary of IK. based on The Nowhere Affair
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The Very Secret Nowhere Affair diary of NS. (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, Series
Summary: Taken from "The Nowhere Affair"
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The Pool Boy Affair (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: Filler scene from the Super Colossal Affair. Think Illya in a pool boy outfit. Hoo Ha! PWP interlude.
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The French Riviera Room Affair (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: PWP following the Girls of Nazarone. The tussle
continues.
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The Post-Nowhere Affair (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Tauna
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Episode Related, Established Relationship, PWP
Summary: If you saw The Nowhere Affair and thought it was a bit obvious that Mara was a female version Illya and that Illya was none too pleased about that. And how amused was Tertunian when the Thrushie specified "female THRUSH operatives"."Happy Days!"
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Expression (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time, Pre-Slash
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The Last of the Great Euphemisms (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon has a thing about watching Illya eat noodles.
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Look Harder (96 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: First Time
Summary: 'We have flirted with our eyes for years. I suspect neither of us actually misunderstood in all that time. We just failed to trust our instincts.'
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Make Your Bed and Lie in It (51 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Episode Related, Drama-Angst, Romance, First Time
Summary: Politeness and trustworthiness are not always the best way to get things done, especially when they leave you and your partner at a stalemate that distresses you both. Illya and Napoleon find that out over various affairs and chocolate cake.
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Dr Solo's Excellent Cure for Insomnia (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: First Time
Summary: Illya's occasional insomnia is bad tonight. Luckily he's sharing a room with Dr Solo.
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Been an Angel All Year (39 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Holiday, Romance, Humor, First Time
Summary: This year the UNCLE Nativity has fallen to Section Two and there are some things not even their top field agents can get out of.
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The Hold Me, Touch Me Affair (123 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other, Illya/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, Action-Adventure, First Time
Summary: The old saying says 'you don't know what you've got till it's gone'. Naturally, Napoleon's discovery of just what is is that he has is only possible when it is taken away from him.
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Of Little or No Consequence (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: First Time, Established Relationship
Summary: When the lights are out, it is possible to do things you don't have to mention in the light of day. Little strangely uncategorisable one-shot. I do not own Illya or Napoleon, I just ask them round to play.
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Double-Blind (108 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: NC-17
Category: Drama-Angst, First Time
Summary: What you see depends on what you are looking for. There is no possible better summary that doesn't include spoilers, so you'll have to settle for that one.
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Palmistry (86 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Romance, Action-Adventure, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Summary: How many injuries can two top UNCLE agents pick up in one affair? And what do you do when that affair brings you so close that you want to get closer.but too many injuries are in the way? Slash :D
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Why Napoleon Does Not Carry Windex in His Overnight Bag (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Established Relationship
Summary: There's a reason for everything Napoleon does. Illya, Napoleon and a mirror have a slashy moment XD
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At the End of the Day (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya and Napoleon are lost in their thoughts at dinner. Then they go home.
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Entering at a Bad Time (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Action-Adventure, Humor, First Time
Summary: Illya and Napoleon give in at last!
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All the Right Notes (108 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: TheRimmerConnection
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Pre-Slash
Summary: If they are to attend a meeting of the most evil men in the world, Illya has less than two days in which to teach Napoleon to play the piano. But teaching him is raising some old ghosts. It seems Napoleon is the only one who can, unknowingly, lay them.
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The Super Final Affair - Part 1 (3 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: Timemidae
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/other
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Series, Pre-Slash
Summary: For a happy ending, why does it feel so much like a tragedy? Coda to the novel, 'The Final Affair'
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Innocent Lost (9 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: tw
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, First Time
Warnings: Violence
Summary: The agents confront an op gone wrong
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Waking (5 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: tw
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Summary: a morning after
Prequel: The Safest Place by tw
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The Safest Place (3 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: tw
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: R
Category: Drama-Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Series
Summary: Written for an Easter Challenge, a brief sojourn in darkness before the return of light
Prequel: Innocent Lost by tw
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Tooth Games (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Napoleon deals with a shy partner.
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The Island (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A stolen retreat.
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The Buns of Nazarone (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Missing scene from The Girls of Nazarone Affair
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Another Harvest (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Neptune Affair - and a surprise for Napoleon.
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The Shirts of St Thomas (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Humor
Summary: Napoleon has a new favourite shirt
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Steam (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A steamy bathe
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Chains (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Terbuf Affair
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A Place for Everything (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: Ia anywhere safe for love?
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What Women Want (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Pre-Slash
Summary: My partner thinks he knows women .
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Welcome Home (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: After the mission, the return.
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Little Bombs (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Illya's hunt for a THRUSH bomb causes friction.
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The Time Capsule (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Pre-Slash
Summary: Epilogue to The Green Opal Affair. Napoleon nurses a dark fear.
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Paradise (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A lovers' pact.
Prequel: The Island by Viviana
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The Embrace (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Romance, Established Relationship
Summary: A quiet moment takes Napoleon by surprise
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Only Optimists (42 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Slash
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Missing Scenes from The Shark Affair
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Lucky (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Humor, Pre-Slash
Summary: Missing scenes from 'The Fiddlesticks Affair'
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Proof (1 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Category: Episode Related, Humor, Established Relationship
Summary: Epilogue to The Summit-Five Affair.
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Paso Doble (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi)
Author: Viviana
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Category: Episode Related, Romance, Pre-Slash
Summary: A step in time from The Deadly Decoy Affair
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